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Say out loud "Richard and Robert had a Rabbit" without saying the "R"s

>!No silly!! "Dick and Bob had a bunny"!!<

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1. I've attempted to study Aristotle many times and failed

It was all Greek to me

2. So I asked my doctor why my dad had growing fungus in his ears.

 After careful examination, the doctor said the most possible reason was because he was dead.

3. Brazil has half the number of guns in comparison to the USA but twice the number of deaths by gunshot, you know what that means?

That Brazilians have better aim.

4. My boss died unexpectedly last week

My boss didn’t show up to work last week. No call, no email — just vanished. So I called his home number to see what was going on. His wife answered and said, “He died.” I was shocked. Offered my condolences. Hung up. But the next day… I called again. She picked up and said, “I told you. He died.” I did this for a few days. Finally, she snapped and yelled, “WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING ME? I TOLD YOU HE DIED!” And I said, “I know. I just like hearing it.”

5. Why haven't geneticists been able to create a bovine-marsupial crossbreed?

It's simply im-possum-bull.

6. If you have 13 apples on one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?

Massive hands

7. How do you make more edamame?

Find an edadaddy.

8. I'm done with my glasses forever.

I've seen enough!!

9. What do the stripes on the German flag stand for?

Black: the oppression in the past. Red: the fight and struggle for freedom. Yellow: the hopeful future. Blue: its sense of humor.

10. A guy is driving in a car with a blonde.

He tells the blonde to stick her head out the window and check if the blinker works. The blonde sticks her head out the window says, "yes, no, yes, no, yes.."

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